March 2012
What I want right now
gailgailgailrainbeaux:
Smoke
Sushi
More sushi
No homework
Cuddling with my baby
bitch that's the tubby custard machine: Dear all... →
june-meatcleaver:
girl-panic:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and…
February 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
