February 2012
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
World's saddest story
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muggleland:
Mockingjay.
Part of That World by Peeta Mellark
Look at this bread
Isn't it sweet?
Wouldn't you think my bakery complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the boy
The boy who has all the bread?
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Look at this stove
Never once cold
How many biscuits can this oven hold?
Looking around here you think
Sure, he's got all the bread.
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I've got pita and asiago a-plenty
I've got donuts and muffins galore
You want bagels?
I've got ninety!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want mooooorrrreeeee
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I wanna be where the bakers are
I wanna see, wanna see them kneading
Working around with that - what do you call it?
HA! Yeast!
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Living in 12, you don't get too far
Hands are required for tunneling, mining
Breaking backs down in the- what's that word again?
Right. Mines!
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Where they knead dough, where they bake more
Where they can stay all day in the store
Baking freely - wish I could be
Part of that world
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What would I give if I could live out of this district?
What would I pay to spend a day cuddling with bread
Bet'cha there they understand
That they don't reprimand their bakers
Proper people, empty bellies
Ready to eeeeaaatttt
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I'm ready to know what real bakers know
Ask 'em my questions and get some answers
What's with my heart and why does it - what's the word?
Yearn?
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When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to explore that world with my bread?
Out of District 12
Wish I could be
Part of that world
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If I have a mini-heart attack every time there's a...
nerdygurl:
Me 10 seconds into the movie:
Official Hunger Games rating
vaporage:
PG-13 for intense violence, thematic material, and disturbing images - all involving teens.
So happy right now!! (The Hunger Games)
letsnevergr0wup:
Oh my peeta!! i’m like soooo happy right now!!! because guess what? (if you are reading this of course) Since I live in Puerto Rico, movies come out on Thursdays, soooooooo The Hunger Games will be released on theaters here on March 22, 2012. WOOOOO!! Sometimes living in a place where nobody visits or doesn’t know we exist, i mean here on Narnia, has its benefits:)
And here are...
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That moment when everyone is buying the Tickets...
But guess what? .. in Puerto Rico the movie premieres on 3/22 so i will still be seeing it before all of you bitchesss!! :D
WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYTHING HAPPEN IN L.A?! I...
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